It’s interesting to note that being brought up with Chinese values infused with Western liberalized thinking is a mind-boggling matter during your adolescence years. While being brought up with the manners and eloquence of a Chinese, you strived hard to understand what do the kids in the American shows have to have their way of life, the way they want.

Results vary.

For me, i’m proud to be a Chinese. I’m proud to have my roots traced to Indonesia, Thailand, Hainan Island and the Teochew Province in China. I’m pretty ‘rojak’, from what i’ve found out. 1/2 Indo-Chinese, 1/8 Thai and the rest, Chinese. But, in this multi-racial Singapore, i guess it’s the norm to have inter-racial marriages, no?

Being brought up with traditional values, i have great respect for elders, even they are not of related by blood. I still greet elders when i see them, i ask for their permission to start my meal and i still see them as a source of immense knowledge.

Being born in an era where information is exchanged every second, it opens up a whole new dimension to challenge our values. Liberalized, we question our own values, systems, 5,000 years of history. Liberalized, we blindly follow the hiphop, the rock ‘n’ roll, the pop.

It’s hard to find teens who are interested in Chinese poetry, idioms or let alone read a decent paragraph from the Chinese newspaper. I, myself is guilty of that too. But not to that extent previously mentioned. I still can read Chience newspapers, write in Chinese, and converse coherently in Chinese with my elders. So, i guess i’m not that bad lar hor?

Infusing the Western and Eastern values, i guess it pretty makes up the majority of Gen-Y here, don’t you think so?

Traditionally enduring yet liberalized way of life.

Bruce Lee and Beatles.

Dua Pai Lang

Praying mantis is cool.

Original Picture here.

ME IS PISSED.

ME IS ANGRY.

ME IS VERY VERY VERY ‘HOT’ NOW.

Apparently, over the weee hours of this morning, some little assprick decided it would be FUN, COOOOOL AND MACHOOOO to hack into Xiaxue’s Blog and GMail account. And he apparently succeeded. Also, news has confirmed Anna Wonkytong’s was hacked too. Great, someone who doesn’t know how to respect a lady.

I don’t think it is wise to do that, Mr Hacker-with-no-balls. BECAUSE ME IS A FUCKING ARDENT READER OF XIAXUE!

You Louser (Lousy+loser).

(From here on, all views are of my own, and not slated to be termed with my organization. Any advice given here is solely my own, with reference from my memory and Singapore Statutes. I hold no responsibility should any information here on is deemed unapplicable or wrongful should you were to use it. It’s just a suggestion/reference. Mine, mine, mine.)

Hacker to be termed as a male from hereon till a positive id is confirmed.

I’m gonna own your ass is you *happened* to land up in jail.

Okay, so you’re hacked. What next?

1) Acquire IP address of hacker from your Blogger/Gmail. They will have it whenever you login. You just need to do it fast. I don’t know how long they withhold such information. Act fast. Use persuasion.

2) Request for a NP299 at your nearest NPC. This will serves as a record of the offence commited against you. Supply as much detail and information as possible. Printscreens/last login etc. Build up your case from here on.

3) Request information from the ISP with the IP address. You’ll get mostly ‘No’s. Persever, show them your NP299, if not, let the friendly police officers to do the job. If you get the culprit’s details, don’t go down to his house yet to crush his pathetic balls or kick his wailing bitch. Reality is material, sue the socks off his feet for monie$.

4) Depending on how your case will be, it could be criminal or a civil suit (From the look of Xiaxue’s case, it’s criminal). Get your lawyer (the ones from Bloggers.SG will do nicely). Talk over coffee.

5) Bring forth Hell’s flames to lick his pathetic ass.

6) Get monie$. Blog about it.

However, i don’t think this is a job of a seasoned hacker. So, getting his ass owned would be easy. If he is, he would be covering his tracks well with certain programs (No mentioning of said programs here, it will amount to Abetting of crime.).

The following is from Singapore Stautes - Computer Misuse Act Cap. 50A. Which i find it relevant to Xiaxue’s case:

Unauthorised access to computer material

LPB’s Note: This one for modifying your blog and make those nasty remarks in your name (Do i see a clause for impersonation crime here?).

Unauthorised use or interception of computer service
6. —(1) Subject to subsection (2), any person who knowingly —
(a) secures access without authority to any computer for the purpose of obtaining, directly or indirectly, any computer service;
(b) intercepts or causes to be intercepted without authority, directly or indirectly, any function of a computer by means of an electro-magnetic, acoustic, mechanical or other device; or
(c) uses or causes to be used, directly or indirectly, the computer or any other device for the purpose of committing an offence under paragraph (a) or (b),
shall be guilty of an offence and shall be liable on conviction to a fine not exceeding $10,000 or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 3 years or to both and, in the case of a second or subsequent conviction, to a fine not exceeding $20,000 or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 5 years or to both.
[21/98]
(2) If any damage is caused as a result of an offence under this section, a person convicted of the offence shall be liable to a fine not exceeding $50,000 or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 7 years or to both.
[21/98]
(3) For the purposes of this section, it is immaterial that the unauthorised access or interception is not directed at —
(a) any particular program or data;
(b) a program or data of any kind; or
(c) a program or data held in any particular computer

LPB’s Note: If he got your password from the Bloggers.SG Conference using a password sniffer. This is it.

So, i hope that chicken-wanker gets his ass in jailcage. Xiaxue, don’t despair. From the what i’ve known from your blogs and meeting you face-to-face in the conference, i know you are of a strong character in a petite package (Damn! i sound like some stalker!). This is my console and help to you, a lady with admirable qualities. Will look forward for your all-new blog with the first post of how you own his ass!

Luphobia

5 millllllllllllliooooooooon doollllaaaaaarrrs tomorrow!

HUAAATT AH!!!!!!!!!

What i can do with that $5,000,000??

LOTS wor!

HUAT HUAT HUAAAAAT AH!

Dua Pai Lang

Okay, i’m abit slow on this issue. BUT, i’ll make it up with this video from http://nineaugust.blogspot.com yea?

Watch it:
NKF Affairs

Hilarious.

Dua Pai Lang

POST REMOVED DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMCISES CIRCUMSTANCES

I told you every lady just love Kenny’s nuts.
Damn.

Don’t ask me for any pictures of those boobies, i respect every ladies’ parts, even they showed it to like almost everyone before.

Hoooor! Kenny you die liao, every hot-blooded Singapore men will hunt down you nuts liao!

Dua Pai Lang

Hrmm…i was half-expecting someone else other than me to wear the Bloggers.SG Tshirt out today and parade it proudly like “I was there. And i feel up Kenny’s nuts/I saw boobies at Bloggers.SG”

Guess theirs is in the wash when i just took out mine to wear. Hrmm.

I guess how many of us would be really wearing that tshirt out eh?

Or are you guys seriously gonna keep it and sell it on eBay for ($600k) peanuts?

Or lets have a flash-mob on one of this days in Orchard in our tshirts! WooHoo!

Just an idea, ya?

Dua Pai Lang
p.s: me seriously think your tshirt will get more dough if, a) you are famous, b) you got lipsticks marks of female bloggers on it and c) you got famous bloggers’ sweat on it.

Just came back home from work after Bloggers.SG (Yes, i’m out the whole night.).

Downgraded Bloggers.SG from a Class 1C threat to a Class 3D.

Recommended moderation at minimum level by ISD.

Updates and Photos after i come back from fishing later tonight. =)

Dua Pai Lang

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UPDATE

1. Queue for that damn exclusive Bloggers.SG tshirt. hur hur hur… (Got it, no queue at all :])

2. Take a photo with xiaxue, Charlotte, Miss LittleMissDrinkalot, FinickyFeline and all those html/xml/java/deep-shite-stuff-knowing babes! (Too Shy.)

3. Take a photo with mrbrown and Mr. Miyagi. Make them sign my Bloggers.SG T-shirt. Yes, i’m so damn old-skool. (Them too busy.)

4. Queue for the free lunch/dinner refreshments. (Got it, good spread.)

5. Sleep through the talks, maybe go see the paratroopers fall down from the skies at Padang. (Managed not to sleep, quite interesting.)

6. Do a fast security area check (occupational hazard). (Got it, safe.)

7. Feel up kennysia’s CoCo-Balls. (Tried, failed.)

8. Queue up for my free drinks. (Got it. Lemon thick thick, vodka wee bit.)

9. Hit the dancefloor with the babes from #2. (No dancing.)

10. Take a video of mrbrown/Mr. Miyagi dancing. (Did Not.)

11. Give a pat on XiaXue’s back. Hope she doesnt charge me for OM (Outrage of Modesty). (No chance. )

12. Look for anyone flashing his/her titties. (Didnt see any)

13. Hunt down CowboyCaleb with my deductive skills. Take photo. I’ll be watching………. (Identified and zoom into one suspect.)

14. Get the #2 babes to leave their lipstick kiss with their blog-add. Old-Skool again! (Too shy.)

15. Queue for a taxi home/call HQ to send down QX. (Got it.)

Seems like i had left most things out…but well…

There were tanks outside the road when i reached there! See those Sian-weekend-burn-liao face. Hahahaaaaa….Army sucks! Mata Rulez!

I had my T-Shirt! No Queue at all. Agagooga’s cute with his silky-clipped-rebonded hair when he’s at the counter selling me this. Saucy Agent 069 thought he’s a lady. I dare not correct her.

I was in at the 2nd half of the 1st talk. But earlier than Mr. Miyagi of cos.

This came out during one of the talks on the IRC screen. VJC ya, they suck. I never like a JC kiddo much, but they topped the list now. Somehow, the teachers and students all looked like they came out of the same genetic book. Oh yea, SPG was there after the whole hoo-ha, kids gone home, at the post-event party. Could not really go up to her to say anything. But well, she swells.

The 2nd talk about Law Stuff. The guy at the left side is one cool-looking lawyer. Betcha Xiaxue gonna say something about him.

The 3rd talk about Tech. Seriously, i was concentrating more on Adri than the talk itself, inviting some stare-downs from Saucy Agent 069. However, after hearing Adri them talk about Flickr, i’m a convert! Damn cool! Technorati’s pretty tough to go about, Adri would you mind teaching me?

Kenny in interview with one of the reporters. Baaaaaaaah~! Seems like he’s the most busy man around there. Can’t feel up his CoCo-Nuts cos of the ladies around him. [I would really like to talk to him about his dad, having to lost my father at my teens. Wonder how is he going through it?]

One very gorgeous lady from the bellydance class. She eludes a sense of charm and confidence like no other when she’s making those moves. I likeeeee… While the whole show’s going up, i’ve spotted Kenny (again!) right infront of the crowd, taking a video of the whole segment. Kenny, it’s either you share the video with us or dun let me find a VCD of Belly Belly Good Erotica at JB!

Told ya he’s busy. It’s always Kenny + Gorgeous Ladies = Swelled CoCo-Nuts. Tsk.

To end the day, i adjourned with Saucy Agent 069 to The Nest at level 2 of DXO for the post-event party.

With drinks and fireworks, great conversations and company. Blogger.SG 2005 is a resounding success of its kind. Kudos to the organizing commitee and volunteers, gorgeous ladies and gentlemen who took their time out to attend the event.

-Full set Flickr photos in original-res here, when i have the time to upload them all that is.

Dua Pai Lang

T-11hrs to Bloggers.SG.

I’ve got a few things to do there in mind:

1. Queue for that damn exclusive Bloggers.SG tshirt. hur hur hur…

2. Take a photo with xiaxue, Charlotte, Miss LittleMissDrinkalot, FinickyFeline and all those html/xml/java/deep-shite-stuff-knowing babes!

3. Take a photo with mrbrown and Mr. Miyagi. Make them sign my Bloggers.SG T-shirt. Yes, i’m so damn old-skool.

4. Queue for the free lunch/dinner refreshments.

5. Sleep through the talks, maybe go see the paratroopers fall down from the skies at Padang.

6. Do a fast security area check (occupational hazard).

7. Feel up kennysia’s CoCo-Balls.

8. Queue up for my free drinks.

9. Hit the dancefloor with the babes from #2.

10. Take a video of mrbrown/Mr. Miyagi dancing.

11. Give a pat on XiaXue’s back. Hope she doesnt charge me for OM (Outrage of Modesty).

12. Look for anyone flashing his/her titties.

13. Hunt down CowboyCaleb with my deductive skills. Take photo. I’ll be watching……….

14. Get the #2 babes to leave their lipstick kiss with their blog-add. Old-Skool again!

15. Queue for a taxi home/call HQ to send down QX.

Dua Pai Lang