1. An ant went into my eye.

2. I got a splinter on my lip while using chopsticks.

3. I choked on shampoo suds and gave me a bubbly hiccup.

4. I lost a wager with me girl.

Presenting, my love.

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! 

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! 

I lub you, A*mAn!

There. See? the funniest things always happen to me. 

Dua Pai Lang 

Stars shine upon my path,

for this meandering I take is not abounding.

A life destined to lead,

I shall not take these easy.

The ride bestowed with hazards,

this, I honoured with my life.

No matter what weighs down my feet,

Or the gloom that bounds my hands,

I shall ride on to the unseen.

For this is Life, and I live it.

And I will bear the marks of glory,

shout the cry of victory,

till I mark my history on these lands I sow my life in.

Dua Pai Lang 

Updates! Updatesss!!

1. I've ORD-ed! Yea! Suddenly, the smell of PINK is so alluring..
2. I got a new PC to replace my 7000 yr old relic! It's a 3.0GHz Duo PC with a sexy 19" wide-screen LCD monitor to watch porn do well in my tutorials and the other essentials.
3. Am looking for a part-time job placement in the IT sector! Hire me!!!!!
4. Still in L.O L.O L.O.V.E.
5. Still not gay, contrary to all major beliefs.
6. Blazing through Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series. Hilariously at Book 14 now.
7. Still don't have the slightest inkling of what"Quixotic" means when I told someone, "YOu PC will be your best friend once i get the AI working."
8. Discovered that to register for marriage, you only need less than SGD$50/-.
9. Also discovered that, I wouldn't be getting to #8 that soon. So hold on to your "Congrats, you lucky bastard!" comments.
10. Most importantly, I've gained weight with the lovey-dovey attention i got from my love in these 2 months. Rejoice!

Dua Pai Lang