its not that i dont write anymore
its the reasoning where my life isnt a book
for your tempest and curiousity
fallen open, dog-earred and bent

where shall you look upon
from my falls, my glory or faux pas
if pithiness is what you seek
and Fuckyou is what i consecrate

stay away, you haunting brute
peace is what i yearn deep
you crept in the silence of dark
where you struck swiftly clean

i epithet you, filthy beast
the very word that defines you
spit upon and casted away
by those who holds fear in you

now my hearts in hiding
this carapace is cracking
shall i embrace you within
Loneliness, you filled me.

Dua Pai Lang

waaaaahhhhh, now so high tech!!
chut MTV liao loh

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Dua Pai Lang

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Franz Ferdinand
I’m Your Villian

You toss in a word
I’m your villain
I see the passion emerged
I’m your villain
But serious
You’re so serious
Like a waiter
Hating the rich
But taking their tips

If I could laugh, I’d love you
If I could smile at anything you said
We could be laughing lovers
I think you prefer to be miserable instead
If I could love, I’d love you
If I could love like anybody else

I know what I am
I’m your villain
I don’t give a damn
I’m your villain
Because serious
You’re so serious
But I got ready salted
Ready on your belly
If you wanna have fun

See you later

Dua Pai Lang

ps: happy birthday to naeboo! naeboo for <3~

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funny mtv
you’ve gonna thank them, americans for it.
pity about the sci-en-to-lo-gy though.
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I really think I better get a hold of myself
Don’t wanna let the night get ahead of myself
Whisperin’ her love through a smoke ring smile
She doesn’t know what happens when she’s around

I think I’m in love
But it makes me kinda nervous to say so
I think I’m in love
But it makes me kinda nervous to say so

Doodododododooodoo

Probably lay my head on a wooden floor
Tell her I was tired from working the store
Counting all the cash from an old shoebox
Saving up to buy her something she wants

I think I’m in love
But it makes me kinda nervous to say so
I think I’m in love
But it makes me kinda nervous to say so

What if it’s wrong?
What if it’s wrong
To pray in vain?
What does it mean
To fake your death?
To wake up tainted?

Take a little picture in a photobooth
Keep it in a locket and I think of you
Both of our pictures, face to face
Take off your necklace and throw it away

I think I’m in love
But it makes me kinda nervous to say so
I think I’m in love
But it makes me kinda nervous to say so

Really think I better get a hold of myself
Don’t wanna let the night get ahead of myself
Whisperin’ her love through a smoke ring smile
She doesn’t know what happens when she’s around

I think I’m in love
Think I’m in love
Think I’m in love
Think I’m in love
Think I’m in love
Think I’m in love
Think I’m in love
Think I’m in love

Dua Pai Lang

if the day drags on
and you see noend
when steps become heavy
and so isyour breaths
you seek an opening
a placefor solace
to find that smile
fadingaway…

make someone special
her days your mission
alittle gesture
with your concern
to find back her smile
and make yours worthed.

Dua Pai Lang

i dont know myself anymore
all the fascades of mine

im tired of drawing dots on my face
to join a smile to ends

i cant feel any pain
without being whole again

i lost myself in these misty times
wheres the light i sought tosee?
Dua Pai Lang

 Audioslave – I am the Highway

Pearls that swim the rift of me
Long and weary my road has been
I was lost in the cities
Alone in the hills
No sorrow I feel
For anything I feel yea

I am not your rolling wheels
I am a highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky

Friends and liars
Dont wait for me
Cause Ill get on
All by myself
Put millions of miles
Under my heels
And still too close to you
I feel

I am not your rolling wheels
I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind
I am the sky here
I am not your automn moon
I am the night
The night

I am not your rolling wheels
I am the highway
I am not your carpet rag
I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind
I am the lightining
I am not your automon
I am the night

Dua Pai Lang

from craigslist

143 Reasons That I Will Be The Best Girlfriend You’ve Ever Had

1. I don’t like to snuggle everytime we bang.
2. Sex isn’t always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey fucking. It’s cool.
3. I’m short so I will always be able to look up at you
4. I have gorgeous eyes
5. I enjoy being a girl (But not a valleygirl!)
6. Can be one of the boys
7. I don’t wear grannie panties!
8. I am curvalicious!
9. I go to the gym
10. I love dogs and cats, even lizards!
11. I have long hair
12. I won’t drag you shopping with me (that’s what girlfriends are for!)
13. I will scratch your back (in and out of the shower)
14. I will not move into your apartment the first chance I get.
15. Like you, I am scared of commitment
16. I won’t steal food out of your plate after ordering a salad.
17. I wont order a salad.
18. I’m genuine.
19. I have all my shots.
20. I’ve travelled.
21. I didn’t vote for Bush or Arnold Swaggawaggadingdong either. (politics is the ass)
22. I’m in.
23. I will hide around corners and try to scare you in the dark of the night.
24. I will end up scaring myself and you’ll have to calm me down.
25. I will sneak out of the bed and brush my teeth before you get up so we can have hygenic morning sex. (I might drop a mint into yours. don’t choke)
26. I collect keychains and currency.
27. I won’t nag you when you watch sports. (I’ll watch if soccer is on!)  (i watch discovery/NatGeo/Animal Planet more)
28. I write the date with European notation (Today is 13 January, 2007)
29. I’m Indian (from the country) and I speak Spanish!
30. I like the color purple.
31. I will let you be the man in the relationship.
32. I get my toes done.
33. I work.
34. I school.
35. Did I mention that I like the color purple? I do.
36. I have excellent spelling and grammar. (ya, I goof sometimes!)
37. I watch Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad.
38. I know something about cars.
39. I can’t drive automatic (You shouldn’t be able to either)
40. I give heart-felt (sometimes homemade)gifts.
41. I don’t hold grudges.
42. I will love your penis
43. I always smell good. (well almost)
44. I dance!
45. I keep-up my nails
46. I listen to pretty much everything.
47. I know that 4 stroke isn’t a dirty joke.
48. I know what makes the rocking world go round.
49. I’ll lay naked in bed with you.
50. My bed isn’t overstuffed with furry animals (except my cat, but he’s real)
51. I don’t ghost ride.
52. But I can get hyphy.
53. I’m artsy without being artsy.
54. I give supreme oral.
55. I have a car (6 speed mani trans anyone?)
56. It turns me on when you work on your car.
57. I’m not opposed to having a hump-session anytime anywhere.
58. I don’t want you to spoon me everynight
59. I like you to poke me in the butt in the morning
60. I will rate your burps. (1-10)
61. You can pee while I’m brushing my teeth.
62. I’ll put sunburn cream on you if you go crispy.
63. I make a bomb spicy chicken alfredo risotto.
64. I don’t mind taking out the garbage.
65. I let you open jars that “I can’t open”
66. I won’t ever cheat.
67. My first boyfriend used to hit me and then he cheated, so I’ve learned to stand up for myself.
68. I ‘m gracious.
69. I laugh like there’s no tomorrow.
70. I would sneak into your office and give you desk head.
71. I would fax you my ass.
72. I know what displacement means. (In reference to cars)
73. I can cook, clean, bake and I’ll drink a beer while doing it.
74. I will hold you when you need it.
75. I listen when you need to talk.
76. I will be your date to anything that you need. (even that monster car rally, you hick)
77. I will remember your birthday (and I’ll make it so that you will always remember it *wink wink*)
78. I don’t need fancy things to have a good time.
79. I don’t care what we are doing as long as its with you.
80. You will always look hot as hell to me first thing in the morning.
81. I’ll initiate sex.
82. I get free condoms from school.
83. I’m 22 with the mind of a 30 year old and a heart of a 10 year old.
84. I dont do drugs. I don’t smoke.  (cos i do.)
85. I won’t sleep with your best friend.
86. Your dog/cat can sleep with us at night.
87. I only need to see you 2-3 times a week.
88. I only need a 2-10 minute phone call everyday. (Make sure you’re okay. I worry!)
89. I make bomb brownies.
90. I have sexy lips.
91. I am a bio student and I know all about anatomy. (ie. I know where the good parts are)
92. I will hang out in your clothes to keep your smell close to me (it wont be your gym clothes though, sorry.)
93. I won’t put girlie things into your bathroom/shower/room
94. I’ll “accidently” leave my sexy underwear in your bed
95. I keep myself well dressed and groomed (for the most part)
96. I won’t burden you with my PMS problems.
97. I brush my teeth 2x a day
98. Shower atleast once!
99. I’ll never kick you in the crotch on purpose.
100. I won’t make fun of your manhood (In public)
101. I take exactly one hour from wake up to car to get ready.
102. I pee as fast as a hamster on crack (but into the toilet)
103. I can operate a fire extinguisher
104. I would rather see an epic movie than a chickflick (that’s what girlfriends and gays are for)
105. I treat you for ice cream or dinner too!
106. I love suprises.
107. Any present, big or small, will make me happy because I know that you were thinking about me.
108. I know when Pirate Day is.
109. I have all my teeth (minus wisdoms) and they are straight.
110. I pay my own bills.
111. I’m not looking for financial support
112. I don’t want to marry you right now.
113. I can’t get pregnant unless I want to. (sex all the time!)
114. I’ll let you hug me even when you are sweaty.
115. I won’t drag you to the manicurist.
116. I don’t eat pizza with a fork and knife.
117. I won’t go out all night without letting you know and let you freak out.
118. I’ll call when I say I will. (or text in lieu of calling if I’m still occupied)
119. I won’t text you while you are out with your friends.
120. Your wallet, car and house don’t impress me.
121. Treat me like a lady and I will treat you like a man and I will always be there for you.
122. I have a rack that I will shamelessly display for you.
123. I can pick things up with my toes.
124. I don’t hog blankets (well, sometimes)
125. I drink a lot of water.
126. I can burp a couple of letters.
127. I can gleak when I eat sour things. (and pretty far too)
128. I still have the Snoopy I was given the day I was born.
129. I can carry a conversation for long than 30 seconds.
130. I memorize weird facts and will regurge them at random oppurtunities.
131. I love ketchup.
132. I won’t go through your drawers or try to get into your cellphone/email.
133. I love showering and just laying in the sun (indoors!) to dry off.
134. I keep my car up to date on her oil changes.
135. Your laugh will make me smile years to come.
136. I will put post-its in random places for you to find when I’m not there.
137. I know what a barometer is.
138. I still have my Minnie Mouse Comforter from way back in the day, because they just don’t make them the same anymore.
139. I think quarters are the best coin. and 20’s are the best bill.
140. I read a lot.
141. You + Me + Dancing + Outdoors + Rain = Afternoon fun.
142. I don’t listen to a lot of pop either.
143. You have already invested by reading this, so take a leap.

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Strikes: -1
Normal text: +1
If you answer a big wholly YES to those bold: +2

I WANT YOU.

Dua Pai Lang

Your personal Happy Planet Index (HPI) is 48, which is similar to that of Italy, Switzerland or Iceland. This is above the UK average, about the same as the world average of 46, but well below the reasonable ideal we have set, of 83. Your score is above that of your country, 40.8.

…now i just need a firelebbit to complete me life.

Dua Pai Lang

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korean’s no1 popper and locker
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some japanese team
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team prepix

Dua Pai Lang