because samboy says so.

and because of him, ive got a new iWant.
please?

Dua Pai Lang

a heart’s wandering
thoughts jumping off train
this feeling this feeling
once again
came aknocking

this feeling
of missing one.

complexities abound
i do not know how
am i supposed to let known
having you
seeing through what i seen
and knowing
what kind of man i would be

realising
the yellowed letters
of you and me.

Dua Pai Lang

Qns 1.
where can you see a father holding hands to another father?

Qns 2.
Green Ghost needs 1 arrow to be killed.
Red Ghost needs 2 to be killed.
You have 2 arrows – How do you kill them both?

somethings to crack a smile on my face
Dua Pai Lang

somehow the shades dont come out as nice after scanned
anybody knows why??

Dua Pai Lang

addendum : and only Skinny can come out with this

Advantage 1: Secured lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don’t understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week’s worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will ‘change major’, and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it’s really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the ‘one’. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3:

An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust. Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others -
the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find – rich enough, will keep on trying to
understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate?

Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

i still dunno if im an engineer anot. =/

Dua Pai Lang

 From Lex,

1. I like to – engage in intellectual conversations.

2. I am allowed – equal rights like anybody else in the world.

3. My favourite part of my body is – my eyes.

4. If i could fix one part of my human body – my nose.

5. I hate - hugs.

6. If I could date a female celebrity, I would date – Felicia Chin

7. If i could date a male celebrity, it’s – Sir Ian McKellen

8. I’m attracted to – ladies who are composed and intellectually engaging.

9. I hate it – when i cant think of anything to do.

10. I prefer to sleep – under the stars, snuggling with someone.

6 persons chosen to do this are:

Mystique
Rain
Serendipity
starmist
Jetaime
YuNz

Lazy to link you ladies, pls comment when done.

Thanks!!

Dua Pai Lang

thanks to the ever pure and innocent (i think) starmist,
i can haz a donut!! wheeeee! thanks alotta!

-no pictures due to instant disappearance of said donut-
-please imagine a sugarpowdered donut withcreamy choc filling-

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in other news,
pure and innocent (i think) starmist all along thinks im older than her.

which comma-andtakesadeepbreath i will kindly forgive because of said donut.

and brownie.
half a brownie, ’cause RN ate the other half.

why would anyone, just anyone thinks im older, like late20s to early30s???

i changed my wardrobe liao loh. (inserts handsign for KNN)

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on a different note in a different light together,

one asked me :”why would you do all these good to people?”
(or something to that effect, ’cause i forgot or i wasnt listening)

why would anyone don’t?

which brings back where once one of my ex-gf commented,
that the way i treat my female friends
(cant treat the same for my male buddies because thats gaydom already)
is the same as i treated her.

yes. jealousy ensued.

which posts a question;
“Does a lady in a relationship deserves the sole rights to be pampered,
and any female friends of the man would only enjoy secondary rights?”

ladies are to be treated with fair kind
(with a poor exception of RN, cause s/hes special)
and in the end, remain true and hopelessly devoted to the only one
thats what i believe

i seriously hope the next unfortunate lady that would blindly go out with me
have a HUGE heart
and a seriously HUGE tolerance for such, flamboyant behavior from me?

Dua Pai Lang

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pYuv6UsTSs]

heres some coolshite from MB’s blog!

Dua Pai Lang

although im luvphobic, i do think about love once in awhile
(RN may wanna detest this fact)

i do console people once in a while
and console myself most of the time
experiencing breakups and the likes

i studied Psychology for a reason too

i thought i knew what kind of girl i will like
but still fail miserably at forgetting all

i turned into doodling to stay sane
which gave me console in them

learning about love is a nice thing
but ive reached a saturation point now
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Falling in Love – Is it Desire or is it Love Fated?

many a times when we fall in love
for that moment, isnt it Sexual Attraction at first sight?

is there any instances where we could subtract the Sexual Desire from the love equation??
certainly when we miss someone, what do we miss about them?
their company? their smiles? the way they talk and look at you?

or???

if theres no sexual attraction in the first place, will there be a start?
(which RN may want to refute by saying :”Its better for you to fuck her first than someone else.”)

seriously, could there be?

Dua Pai Lang

shes 20
have a gorgeous body

long flowing hair
dazzling eyes of kindness

a beautiful voice
and a heart of truth and pureness

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and shes a Goddess.

yea, wishful thinking lar.

perhaps, some one may come close??

=]

Dua Pai Lang

^{sidenote: this comic series has been on circulation for 20 years and currently at Book 34.}

_{ps: will you promise to stay with someone till the end of their life and trust the person completely without any doubt?}