Friday, 2 May 2008
So I thought i have seen it all.
emo drunks that go emo on ya, pouring their heart out when they drink some.
or the highly active drunk that would play tug-o-war, tries to strip you down and make you go dancing with them.
Then came along the happy drunk, which this particular species would laugh and laugh and chirp on night long and then, fall asleep there and then the next moment you think they are sober.
of course, in my semi-professional drinking career, i have the opportunity of meeting the she-devil drunk, which by any means – number of drinks does not correlate to the level of sanity soberness, meaning they never get drunk (seemingly).
also, the combination of the above 4 – the suka-suka-see-mood drunk. Who if anyone had landed up at the wrong end of her claws before, will understand what i meant.
Last night, i ventured and fell into an abyss beunknowst to me.
i encountered the VIOLENT drunk (or ‘not even high’ so she claims). what seemingly sweet and innocent looking little girl can cause such chaos and damage to the DPL, u say?
i conclude she is the dig-nails-must-see-blood kind of drunk.
update: mom saw the scars, casted a evil look, and wanted to add more scars on me. aint she _cute_.
Dua Pai Lang
ps: anyone knows anything to erm..cover up scars? missus coming home on Sunday. >_<
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
ahem. with rn being the witness, YOU were the one pulling me to the dance floor and play tug-o-war 284529 times to my 1 time, hello
[i plead partly-guilty to the stripping bit.]
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
btw, i wasnt drunk at all.
what happened there??? terrible lah!
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:00 pm
opps.. sorry.. but i really wasnt high.. anyway, i cut my nails liao.. only gary will benefit from this, i think.. paiseh..
plaster can??
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
concealer, foundation, plastic surgery. err, blindfold missus.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
extend her holiday for her.
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:22 am
pwah. my cheeks sure gone case liao. DPL, i think my condolences goes out to you.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I second yunz.
Or, make damn hot sex so she thought she did it to you
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I will never forget how she ‘clawed’ me and then flicked back my skin to me.
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
DPL – missus or the violent drunk?
really. just extend the holiday.
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Yunz> the violent drunk. CANNOT EXTEND LE LAR!! =’(
May 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
‘I will never forget how she ‘clawed’ me and then flicked back my skin to me.’
that’s quite…… gross..
what on earth did you do/say to provoke jas??
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:06 pm
I DID NOTHING!~
….maybe that’s the thing.
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
“flicked back my skin to me”?
Didnt recall that.. I did that to unipoke though..
May 3rd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
maybe you flicked MY skin to him, and his to me.
but thats like more gross, can.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
eh, i’m the best. I never do anything to you!
*flash peace sign*
May 4th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
sibeh gross lor.
wah lau. my perfect image of jas is gone. )=
May 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
your mom must have thought you went out to ‘gui hun’, that’s why she wanted to give you more scars on behalf of missus.
rem to update us on missus’ reaction. or maybe let her update it herself. hurhurhur.
May 4th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
hur hur.
Lucky I didn’t join you people for part 2 that night.
*looks at my without blemish arms and beams*
May 4th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Sorry to have to break this to you but we’d probably need to amputate that arm.
May 4th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
to missus – actually dpl is exaggerating for all cases, except for err.. jas’ case [sorry babe, evidences are up there for all to see!]. we are really nice peeps, well, you’ve met me!
May 4th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
sob sob… i must go change my ‘face’… my image is gone.. sob sob…
May 4th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
that is violent can…
This gal is consperm forbidden to drink drunk again. =S
May 4th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Okay lar, hahaha.
Good news is, everything’s healing up quite nicely now (swelling’s down).
And scars make the man, no?
May 5th, 2008 at 12:36 am
aloe, can you replace the drinks with your hugs.. i need some loving.. sob sob..
May 6th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Hi all, back! Saw the pics and the real scars on him. It’s healing and doesn’t look as bad but nontheless jas, do try not to do that again on him. His mum and sisters were shocked and furious! Glad I was away or else they would have thought I did it. Phew.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:18 am
how was nihon, babe!!
May 6th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Hokkaido was great! Chilly place but people are friendly and extremely polite. Nice place, actually perfect for retirement!
I love Otaru!
May 6th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
isn’t it worse if you’re not around missus?
May 6th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
sorry missus, wont dare to liao..
*pull ears and stand in a corner*
May 6th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
mai act cute lar!
we all know your ‘kuan’ liao!!
May 6th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
what is “kuan”… i got what “kuan”… pouts..
May 6th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
missus, did you get the Otaru music boxes? They are so pretty…
May 6th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
eh, you girls know there is a shoutbox at the right side column right?
May 6th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Vandalin> It’s ok. It’s good to let him have his own time with his friends. See, he enjoyed the break.
Jas> No problem his mum and sisters are more reactive than me I think. Otaru music box? I didn’t get it but my sister did. And some musical keychains too. I have quite a few musical boxes already.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:52 am
errr.. then why the mom still want to add more marks onto him?? *confused*
DPL: shoutbox is not fun…
May 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Probably pissed at him for getting the marks. Aiyah that’s how some parents express themselves. Like when I injure myself, my mum scolds and hits me even more. Same theory.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:05 am
hmm? my comment got ate up.. i love otaru too! it’s so magical! i blogged about it.. heh. but it’s really too bad i went during the time when everyone was preparing for the new year and most shops were closed!
May 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Oh really? I think it’s romantic too..not sure if it’s the way it is but it seemed a bit foggy there. Haha so gives it a mysterious feel? It’s chilly there when I went there and the lights help to make the ambience even more romantic. Actually the shops are more or less the same, selling glass ware, musical boxes and jewellery. Quite ex actually but I got this lovely nail filer made of glass. Love it since it’s so innovative and it’s supposedly made to last a lifetime! *beams*
May 15th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Buahahah Thank God I not in this list… Cos you always get drunk before me
May 15th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
yes, next time try to keep up k?