When I told him that I would attempt to seduce a guy just to make him jealous, he said the guy would look at me and surely exclaim, “OMG land-based dugong’! =.=

When I whined that Ms Venezuela always win Ms Universe, he asked me to migrate there. I wondered why, since breathing the air and eating the food there would hardly make me gorgeous. He said, ‘at least you can bring down their standards.’ =.=

Someone, teach me how to make this guy love me more please!

Missus